Magenta, voted moron of the week once more.

My favourite moron did it again, and again. Magenta (see previous post) offered me some good chuckles for the holidays.

First, A pre-Christmas story.

December 23rd, he complains to me that the lobby is dirty.

We had a big snowfall a few days prior to this story, therefor, everyday I clean the floors since a lot of salt is draggued under shoes and boots. I wash the floors every morning but by the afternoon, it's dirty again.

This was a very complicated conclusion to come up on its own for him, I had to explain it. Still, for him, I didn't washed the floors.

He called the boss. The boss was not at his desk so Magenta left him a message on the voicemail beginning with this: First, you SHOULD be at your office to answer MY call!

How to kill your own credibility.

The Boss answer to this?
Whipe your feet before you come in.

2010 started with Mr Magenta, coming to pay late. His excuse nearly made me laugh in his face.

You closed at noon on the 31st, that is too early so I spent all my money, it's your fault the rent is late.


You are the first moron of 2010, congrats!